https://chigua123.com/吃瓜123 - 51吃瓜群众的吃瓜网https://chigua123.com/post/17.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">①</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">科学研究发现，多吃煮熟的木耳是可以治疗便秘的，因为耳熟能翔。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 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&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">③</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">突然发现，废寝忘食四个字拆开来每个都很符合我，合在一起跟我就没关系了。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" 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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑤</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问：为什么吃草的牛会拥有一身肌肉，而吃肉的人却难以有肌肉？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：牛能在极其愤怒的状态下耕完两秋田，而人在极其愤怒的状态下能多吃两碗饭。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑥</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“为什么要追那个富家女？为什么想谈恋爱？是烟不好抽？酒不好喝？还是迪不好蹦了？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“因为她父母可能会给我一百万，让我离开她女儿。”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑦</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">今天媳妇做饭，我吃了两口埋怨的说：“这饭做的猪都不愿意吃。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">儿子来了句：“不许瞎说，你以为猪什么都吃？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1643165086719" 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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑨</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">唐僧被一漂亮女妖怪捉住了，</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问到：敢问女菩萨是何方神圣？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女妖说：你舔我一下，我就告诉你。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">唐僧说：阿弥陀佛....呃，这....好！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">舔完之后，唐僧说：啊，好鲜呐！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="background-color: transparent;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">妖怪说：那是必须的，因为老娘我是鸡精！</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑩</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">前几天网吧逮着个小偷(一个小孩子)偷我手机，我就问这个小孩：“你爸妈呢？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“我爸妈死了。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: 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10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">01</p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><p><br /></p><p>面向社会的微笑</p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="466" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-44180049066e28330c244f1726120752.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">第一天入职的我</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 10px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;white-space: normal;width: 578px;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="margin-bottom: -22px;height: 8px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section 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style="text-align: center;"><br /></p></section></section></section></section></section><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="140" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-27866735666e28331446181726120753.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">国家级打麻将洗牌运动员</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;white-space: normal;width: 578px;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="margin-bottom: -22px;height: 8px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;display: inline-block;height: 35px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width: 1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">03</p></section></section></section></section></section><p style="white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">饿灵骑士</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="532" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-22211447266e283322c9151726120754.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">顾客：发个位置我自己去取</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;white-space: normal;width: 578px;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="margin-bottom: -22px;height: 8px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;display: inline-block;height: 35px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width: 1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">04<br /></p></section></section></section></section></section><p style="white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">威实监一角</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="224" data-backw="400" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="400" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-192952976966e283329bbc01726120754.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">什么原理？</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">05</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">有“病”的家居设计</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="444" data-backw="250" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="250" style="width: 578px;margin: 0px;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-135256823166e2833390e901726120755.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">你好有礼貌，还对水龙头做“请”的手势</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">06</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">有点意思</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="688" data-backw="400" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="400" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-20323395766e28334e97191726120756.gif" /></p><p 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auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">07</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">时光时光慢些吧</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="532" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-55700343266e28336424951726120758.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">《 度 年 如 日 》</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1643165493599" data-id="1643165493599"></mpcpc></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">08</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">头发都掉光了</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="400" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-213878447066e28337a41791726120759.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">你把贞子藏里头了？</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">09</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">这个有点厉害了</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="172" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-160059561566e283388d66c1726120760.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">给我煮四个幺鸡</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">10</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">这才是真正的滑雪吗？</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="532" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-104082143566e2833a4626d1726120762.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">他是怎么做到的如此丝滑</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">11</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">男人至死是少年</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="710" data-backw="400" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="400" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-195456367366e2833bb67301726120763.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">就说哪个男人不爱车嘛</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">12</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">洒水车大爷带来的压迫感</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="532" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-61611421966e2833da66341726120765.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">电瓶车：你清高，你了不起</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: bold;">13</p></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">有这种操作？</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="168" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-100129787166e2833de5deb1726120765.gif" /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">脚下只有悲欢，没有离合</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" 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center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">我是小青啊，大家还记得我吗</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-backh="532" data-backw="300" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="width: 578px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/09/wxsync-197329501566e283401156c1726120768.gif"></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;">好可惜，这么年轻就瘫了</p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: center;"><br /></p><section data-width="100%" data-opacity="1" data-rotate="0" style="width: 100%;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;opacity: 1;transform: rotateZ(0deg);"><section style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;"><section style="text-align: center;padding-top: 10px;padding-bottom: 10px;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: rgb(255, 241, 0);border-radius: 6px;"><br /></section><section style="display: inline-block;height: 35px;margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;padding-right: 10px;padding-left: 10px;line-height: 35px;transform: rotate(0deg);"><p style="min-width:1px;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);font-size: 30px;font-weight: 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